This week's
honorary Hose Monster:
No One
Dan the Goose
"The Ultimate
Renaissance Man"
-Kool Keith
Renaissance Man"
-Kool Keith
"I heart hosemonster"
-Fat Sarah
"Hose Monster
= Hero"
"The king of political talk"
"The voice of
reason in all
this chaos"
-The Ward
"A lot of sense"
-Orby Online
"Writing so
good it should
be illegal or
at least
expensive"
-Mad Little Ponies
Her Meeshness interviews the
Hose Monster
Hose Monster
Another Hose Monster interview with a beautiful girl
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the Hose Monster
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Off-Wing Opinion
Dan the Goose
Mad Pony
Ham Fisted Theatrics
Ultrablognetic
Meeshness
Moxie
Jam Sandwhich
Off-Wing Opinion
Dan the Goose
Mad Pony
Ham Fisted Theatrics
6.20.2002
Adam tells me that I really shouldn't be so bored. I tell him it's not my fault that nobody wants to give me anything to do. I must be too efficient at doing real work. Unfortunately, I'm very inefficient at wasting time. However, I've found this place to be one of the best when you want to waste time.