Hose Monster Blog

6.28.2002

I don't believe in the end of the world. At least not in the Biblical sense. At some point the sun will swell up and consume the Earth, or we may set off a nuclear war in Jerusalem that kills our species, but as for the Four Horsemen or things like that (unless you're talking about the old WCW alliance, and if you remember that, I strongly commend you), I think everything will just keep going right along until the Cubs win the World Series, at which point the world might actually end. But I don't foresee that happening anytime soon.

But this guy brings an interesting approach to things. He even has an index helping you determine how close to the end we are. Interesting. I was just in Texas, and my personal index was hitting record highs.


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