My mother just read my blog. It was something of an experience. I was worried she was going to be distressed by my talking about getting booty in the library. Instead I learned that she's pretty cool with everything. Which makes me wonder if she ever thought about getting booty in the library. On the other hand, I know where I was conceived. I don't think I need to know too much more beyond that.

Congratulations to Brazil for beating the Huns. In the last four major sporting championships, the team that should won has won (Lakers, Tiger Woods, Red Wings, Brazil). I love upsets, but it's also nice to know that the pundits actually know what they are talking about now and again.

Sorry for having nothing interesting to say. Blame it on my vacation.