7.10.2002

 

Dear City of Chicago:

Thank you for deciding to close the other half of my street and the streets around my apartment today for "street cleaning."

As a friendly reminder, the parts of the streets you perhaps "cleaned" yesterday are dirty again. I noticed that this morning while searching for a place to park my car. I will bet you're like me and you become a little annoyed when silly things like tree leaves and bird doo doo mess up your clean streets. Can't they tell you just cleaned the streets?

Since the clean streets have greatly increased the quality of my life, we probably should clean them again tomorrow.

Happy to help,
Chris