This week'shonorary Hose Monster:No One
"I heart hosemonster"-Fat Sarah
"Hose Monster= Hero"
"The king of political talk"
"The voice of reason in all this chaos"-The Ward
"A lot of sense"-Orby Online
"Writing sogood it shouldbe illegal orat leastexpensive"-Mad Little Ponies
Another Hose Monster interview with a beautiful girl
80 things aboutthe Hose Monster
20 things aboutthe Hose Monster
She Inspires Me
Today I have actually had things to do all day and have not had a moment to sit here and put together something more intelligible.
Rats. I shall aspire to do better tomorrow and give you something actually worth looking at.
In the interim, find out how you can become a pro at flirting. I'm sure all of these techniques work.