Drunk as a skunk and needing some booty (it just took me about thirty seconds to type that last sentence. Who knew that typing when drunk could be so hard?) Seriously, it shoudl be illegal to be be as drunk as I am right now, but this has been an okay night. After last weekend's not good timex, I'm dlag to be starting this one out liek thizs.

So seriously, there are lots of good looking girls arou\nd, but why don't they want me? Maybe it's just that I have issues and I want something else, or that I am too much of a sissy to do anything about my horniness.

I should put myself to bed now before I break something.