What I didn't really need to have happen tonight: To come home from the gym, and figuring that I would only be home for 30 minutes tops, to park in the lot with 20 spaces that never has more than 5 filled, take a quick shower, and run back to the parking lot not more than 25 minutes later to find my car gone, towed to a lot roughly a half mile away, then have to book it over to that lot, drop all my beer money for October to get it out of hack, and miraculously arrive just in time for my beer darts match.

What did happen: That.

Sigh. It's been one of those weeks.