This week'shonorary Hose Monster:No One
"I heart hosemonster"-Fat Sarah
"Hose Monster= Hero"
"The king of political talk"
"The voice of reason in all this chaos"-The Ward
"A lot of sense"-Orby Online
"Writing sogood it shouldbe illegal orat leastexpensive"-Mad Little Ponies
Another Hose Monster interview with a beautiful girl
80 things aboutthe Hose Monster
20 things aboutthe Hose Monster
She Inspires Me
Important World Series Report: If anyone hits the floating target in McCovey Cove during tonight's Game 3, the entire country gets a free taco.
Almost seems like enough to root for Barry Bonds. Almost.