honorary Hose Monster:
A little over a week ago I sat down to chat with and answer the questions of the lovely Meesh. No more than ten minutes had passed when I realized that I would just have to bite the bullet and keep the multitude of questions then running through my head to myself, seeing as we were engaged in her interview of me at the time. However, at the end of our chat, I made her assent to granting me the same opportunity to ask my important questions and satiate my curiosity. Reciprocity? Nah, just plain curiosity.
I then promptly forgot all of my questions.
So when we chatted last night, I had to ask her a series of wholly new questions and get into some of those things I have learned about her over the course of reading her blog the last few months that have been provoking my curiosity. Result: She's even more interesting than before. Find out why below.
goosefood: okay, so ready?
goosefood: very good. we'll start generally. age, area of residence, general occupation
meeshne1: ah, well I just turned 27, I am in Oxnard right now, and I am a marketing/sales manager
goosefood: always been a CA resident?
meeshne1: mmm, I was born here, lived in Hawaii, and Colorado, that's it
goosefood: how long in Hawaii, how long in CO?
meeshne1: only a couple months in colorado, hawaii about 4 years
goosefood: which island in HI?
meeshne1: on Oahu
goosefood: and so even though you only spent a few months in Colorado, you're an Avalanche fan?
meeshne1: ha, well I like to root for the underdog sometimes
meeshne1: I'm a big Redwings fan as well
meeshne1: and Kings
meeshne1: well they don't suck
goosefood: so you're a big hockey fan?
meeshne1: I like it, I am not a fiend
meeshne1: I like a little about a lot
goosefood: and i was just about to ask you to marry me...
meeshne1: I spotlighted soccer players all summer
meeshne1: skipped baseball
meeshne1: and now it's hockey
goosefood: so is meesh anywhere close to your real name?
meeshne1: yeah it's really close, not too much of a secret I don't think
meeshne1: it's Michelle
goosefood: any special story to the origin of the name meesh?
meeshne1: nah, just lazy friends
goosefood: let's talk about the blog for a little while. why do you eat cats?
meeshne1: I just like the addy, I love kitties
meeshne1: for example, I mean
On writing about sex…
goosefood: so i love the directional turn your blog has taken in the last two months or so. have you always been something of a sex therapist/columnist, or is this a new development?
meeshne1: The less you get it, I guess the more you think and talk about it
meeshne1: gets you all riled up
goosefood: but have people always come to you with their sex related questions, or did this just sort of happen?
meeshne1: me? heck, no
meeshne1: have I always offered my opinion to people none the less? always
goosefood: as you blog about these things, are you finding that you're getting more email from people asking about their sexual curiosities?
meeshne1: Well they ask me alot of things, not always sexual, I think they like my approach rather than my opinion, it's always good to have someone tell you your normal
meeshne1: I read alot
goosefood: how much of the inquiries that you get do you actually answer in the blog?
meeshne1: well I have only answered a few it seems maybe 6 or so
meeshne1: I have had some exchanges with people though
meeshne1: a little more intense therapy sessions you could say
goosefood: any so explicit or otherwise eyebrow-raising stuff that you would never put them in the blog?
meeshne1: hmm, not in their original form, no
goosefood: do you like that people feel comfortable coming to you on these things and do so?
meeshne1: yeah, i guess I have always been that person
meeshne1: I like to listen, so many people are a little hopeless
goosefood: is it ever to the detriment of getting your own booty? are you ever that really nice friend when all you want to do is steam up the windows with someone?
meeshne1: well that certainly doesn't hold me back
goosefood: good for you
On the blog…
goosefood: so why did you start blogging this summer?
meeshne1: boredom, really
meeshne1: i am online all day
meeshne1: so had to get creative
meeshne1: i moved back here and I didn't know anyone
meeshne1: or people i wanted to see again
meeshne1: so I just worked and geeked ourt
goosefood: do you still blog out of boredom, or has it evolved into something else?
meeshne1: yes, it's taken over
goosefood: and turned into?
meeshne1: not quite a monster, actually a really positive outlet, i used to write all the time, it's great for stimulating the mind
meeshne1: exploring and connecting with people
meeshne1: you know all that
goosefood: indeed i do
goosefood: anything you dislike about having a blog?
meeshne1: not yet, everyone’s been really nice, i am not good with criticism. I try not to criticize either, stay away from haters
goosefood: one more thing about blogging and then we'll talk about more enjoyable stuff. is it weird knowing some of these famous LA bloggers in real life? reading about yourself in blogs?
meeshne1: I don't know any of them, just Tony
goosefood: that's a pretty good one to know
meeshne1: I know I am 3 dimensional and not two, so I try to keep it real
meeshne1: family and friends, and travelling
meeshne1: keep stuff to your self
goosefood: smart and sensible
Random silly things…
goosefood: okay, sillier things
goosefood: Who's on your Friends list of five?
meeshne1: nah, no list, i have to get to know someone before sex, some people can be smokin hot, and cold, cold fish
meeshne1: i have to smell them
goosefood: okay. that question didn't work out. forget i asked it
goosefood: (but why do you have to smell them?)
goosefood: so you're single then?
meeshne1: i never really like to define things
meeshne1: i just cruise, and pick up where i left off
meeshne1: i think fondly of someone
goosefood: lucky person
meeshne1: the same person usually
meeshne1: when i am alone in my room
meeshne1: and when I wake up
goosefood: longest you've gone without sex since you first started having sex?
meeshne1: well there was quite a pause after the first
meeshne1: couple years
meeshne1: not going to elaborate
meeshne1: so, currently
meeshne1: like present time
meeshne1: 2 months maybe, i always had a boyfriend pretty much
meeshne1: why trade one in until you have another
goosefood: men are like cars that way
meeshne1: i like not having a car sometimes
meeshne1: i have one key
goosefood: walking can have its moments
goosefood: so how much does size matter?
meeshne1: i don't know I've never had a small one
meeshne1: nah this one time
meeshne1: FIRST time I ever had an orgasm during sex
meeshne1: he had crazy hip action
goosefood: even though was a little on the small size?
meeshne1: little? I have bic lighters that were bigger than that
goosefood: ha ha
goosefood: hey, if it lights the cigarette though, who cares
meeshne1: that's what I'm saying
goosefood: so Bic lighter would be small. what's good size, if you could craft the perfect tool for you?
meeshne1: let me go measure it
goosefood: unless a flaccid one can do good things for you
meeshne1: ok, 3.4 -4.5 inches in diameter, 7-8 inches long
meeshne1: the tip can do good things on its own
meeshne1: it's not all about the intercourse, it's about the clitoris
goosefood: of course it is
goosefood: but size is more fun to talk about
meeshne1: you talk about yours?
goosefood: not very often. it's come up in conversation before
goosefood: it's just a fun topic
goosefood: okay, so what's your favorite part of your body?
meeshne1: my thighs
goosefood: why your thighs?
meeshne1: their just really strong, and they hold my body up well,
meeshne1: they are just really toned and tight
meeshne1: long legs
meeshne1: are good
goosefood: yeah, i noticed that in the picture
goosefood: worst pick up line anyone has ever used on you?
meeshne1: did it hurt?
goosefood: you're kidding
meeshne1: nah, u know that one?
goosefood: i've never heard that one before, but it's pretty damn funny
meeshne1: funny is good
goosefood: quite true
On pre-teen TV and hot TV people…
goosefood: so i see you're a Smallville fan. do you ever get shit for watching bad WB teen TV?
meeshne1: only when buffy was on the wb
meeshne1: smallville rules
goosefood: it's one of my favorite shows
meeshne1: dawson really sucks now
meeshne1: i used to like it
meeshne1: he such a geek
meeshne1: u saw this week, yeah?
goosefood: i did
meeshne1: he looked damn sexy
goosefood: that was one of the hottest kissing scenes i've ever seen on tv
meeshne1: and how hot is she?
goosefood: extremely hot
meeshne1: see her in maxim?
meeshne1: or was it FHM
goosefood: will have to peruse the internet later tonight...
goosefood: you think Tom Welling is hot then? You like the innocent looking guys, or was it the bad boy thing he had going last week?
meeshne1: he is getting there
meeshne1: he's a little boyish for me
meeshne1: getting those superman muscles in though
meeshne1: it's the superman thing too
goosefood: he's probably got a big one
meeshne1: i like to think so
Legitimately interesting questions…
goosefood: okay, so a few actually thought-provoking questions:
goosefood: if you could be doing anything with your life right now, what would it be?
meeshne1: backpack through thailand
meeshne1: or canada
meeshne1: i just like to trek, i just don't see myself in one stop right now, lots to see
meeshne1: i need to work a little first though
goosefood: what do you ultimately want from life?
meeshne1: i want experiences, and realtionships, and food, and entertainment, and family
meeshne1: good movies, good dinners, dogs
meeshne1: friends, the ocean, the mountains, the sun
meeshne1: dreams, and fantasies, illusions
meeshne1: some psychedelics too
meeshne1: and a garden
goosefood: think Southern Cal is a good place for all of that?
meeshne1: and a jacuzzi
meeshne1: anywhere is a good place for that1
meeshne1: i like the stretches of coast I’ve been in
meeshne1: i am ready for some mountains
goosefood: okay, final brilliant question:
goosefood: if you could have your perfect fantasy sex, where would it happen (geographically and location wise) and how would it come about?
goosefood: it's not that brilliant, i admit, but it's late and my mind sucks this week
meeshne1: hmmm, fantasy, ok, let me get in the mode
meeshne1: i think somewhere hot and tropical thailand or tahiti
meeshne1: a big open bedroom, a big lanai with hammocks
meeshne1: and a big round be covered in mosquito net and lots of pillows
meeshne1: and white candles everywhere
meeshne1: just the sound of the waves
meeshne1: a big jacuzzi tub
meeshne1: with bubbles
meeshne1: and a huge fur rug with pillows
meeshne1: and strawberries with champagne
meeshne1: and what ever else goes good with that
meeshne1: just for days
goosefood: did this just come to you, or is it a fantasy you've developed over some time?
meeshne1: no i just made it up
goosefood: that's pretty good
meeshne1: the mountains
meeshne1: in a big cabin with tall ceilings and a huge fireplace
meeshne1: the gondola
meeshne1: love the gondola
goosefood: it's been a while since you've written a sex fantasy story in the blog. might be time to do it again
meeshne1: takes alot out of ya
meeshne1: I will work one up here real soon
goosefood: lucky us
meeshne1: i think of you
meeshne1: just changing it up
meeshne1: I am so ready for a new environment
meeshne1: i love LA, but I am ready for some nature
meeshne1: and shopping
goosefood: okay, well that's all i've got. thanks for taking the time to chat with me. next time i'm in LA you'll have to let me buy you a beer. we can talk about nature