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10.03.2002

She said, "So why do they call you the Hose Monster?"

"I'd love to show you some time," I said.

"Show me what?" she asked.

"It," I responded.

"But you haven't shaved today."

"I can have that taken care of in five minutes."

"And I have to get up early tomorrow."

I didn't have an answer to that. It takes me a long to fall asleep some nights.

"So why?" she asked.

I'd love to show you some time," I said.

"Some time," she responded and got up and walked into my room.

I followed her and watched her take off her pants and crawl into my bed. Twilight blue thong, I noted with more than a little bit of admiration. So I dropped my pants and slipped into bed, but she was already asleep.


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