She said, "So why do they call you the Hose Monster?"
"I'd love to show you some time," I said.
"Show me what?" she asked.
"It," I responded.
"But you haven't shaved today."
"I can have that taken care of in five minutes."
"And I have to get up early tomorrow."
I didn't have an answer to that. It takes me a long to fall asleep some nights.
"So why?" she asked.
I'd love to show you some time," I said.
"Some time," she responded and got up and walked into my room.
I followed her and watched her take off her pants and crawl into my bed. Twilight blue thong, I noted with more than a little bit of admiration. So I dropped my pants and slipped into bed, but she was already asleep.