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11.11.2002
My girlfriend just called me up all excited because she's apparently decided on my Xmas gift. Of course, it's not really fair to call me up and tell me that she's so excited and then refuse to tell me what is making her so excited. She did give me a hint, telling me that she got the idea in part from something I talked about in the HM Blog last week.
I think I just figured it out. Now I know why she's so excited.
Safe, effective, all-natural penile enlargement.
Maybe I do need it.