This week's
honorary Hose Monster:
No One

Dan the Goose

Tom from
Orby Online

"The Ultimate
Renaissance Man"
-Kool Keith

"I heart hosemonster"
-Fat Sarah

"Hose Monster
= Hero"

"The king of political talk"

"The voice of
reason in all
this chaos"
-The Ward

"A lot of sense"
-Orby Online

"Writing so
good it should
be illegal or
at least
expensive"
-Mad Little Ponies

Her Meeshness interviews the
Hose Monster

Another Hose Monster interview with a beautiful girl

80 things about
the Hose Monster

20 things about
the Hose Monster

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Cell Phones
Piss Cabin
Flushing
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Cold Toilet

Nohr

Nohr 1
Nohr 2

She Inspires Me

Old Flames
Blue Thong
Rain
Saturday Morning
More Rain
Waking Dream

Tony Pierce

Ultrablognetic

Meeshness

Moxie

Jam Sandwhich

Off-Wing Opinion

Dan the Goose

Mad Pony

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