As a special service to my good friend Dan the Goose, who has been bugging me to turn over my email address to him for a little while, here's the story of why my email address is GooseFood at yahoo dot com.

A little while ago I ran a poll asking why I called myself Hose Monster and promising that the winning answer would get a story here. Apparently the answer to the questions is "Give me a dollar." I'm not sure what to do with that one, but thanks for the votes anyway. And to the one person who voted "Ask the women he's shagged. They'll tell you he's a machine in the sack," thanks.