This week'shonorary Hose Monster:No One
"I heart hosemonster"-Fat Sarah
"Hose Monster= Hero"
"The king of political talk"
"The voice of reason in all this chaos"-The Ward
"A lot of sense"-Orby Online
"Writing sogood it shouldbe illegal orat leastexpensive"-Mad Little Ponies
Another Hose Monster interview with a beautiful girl
80 things aboutthe Hose Monster
20 things aboutthe Hose Monster
She Inspires Me
What to do when you have no ability to blog something thoughtful: take a purity test and tell everyone your score.
I'm 61.6% pure, which means I'm just a little more stanky than your average test taker. Good times.