Here is all the evidence I need to prove that I need a digital camera. Can you imagine the fun I would have with something like that?

If I put up a link for you to give me money, would you fund a "Buy the Hose Monster a digital camera" campaign? I don't like asking for money, so maybe I could promise that if y'all hooked me up, the first thing I would do would be to post a picture of my mysterious self. A thought.