This week'shonorary Hose Monster:No One
"I heart hosemonster"-Fat Sarah
"Hose Monster= Hero"
"The king of political talk"
"The voice of reason in all this chaos"-The Ward
"A lot of sense"-Orby Online
"Writing sogood it shouldbe illegal orat leastexpensive"-Mad Little Ponies
Another Hose Monster interview with a beautiful girl
80 things aboutthe Hose Monster
20 things aboutthe Hose Monster
She Inspires Me
Hi everyone coming here from a mad tea party. I know she promised you that I was wicked funny, but all the recent stuff I've written seems less than funny to me. I'll try to do better soon.
Check out some bathroom conversations (like this one and this one and this one and this one and this one) for some entertainment.