This week'shonorary Hose Monster:No One
"I heart hosemonster"-Fat Sarah
"Hose Monster= Hero"
"The king of political talk"
"The voice of reason in all this chaos"-The Ward
"A lot of sense"-Orby Online
"Writing sogood it shouldbe illegal orat leastexpensive"-Mad Little Ponies
Another Hose Monster interview with a beautiful girl
80 things aboutthe Hose Monster
20 things aboutthe Hose Monster
She Inspires Me
Today's Hose Monster love song:"The Freshman" by the Verve Pipe. But not the version that they played on the radio. For it to be a true HM love song, it has to be the slow version where it's mostly just the lead singer's vocals and a drum beat.