This week'shonorary Hose Monster:No One
"I heart hosemonster"-Fat Sarah
"Hose Monster= Hero"
"The king of political talk"
"The voice of reason in all this chaos"-The Ward
"A lot of sense"-Orby Online
"Writing sogood it shouldbe illegal orat leastexpensive"-Mad Little Ponies
Another Hose Monster interview with a beautiful girl
80 things aboutthe Hose Monster
20 things aboutthe Hose Monster
She Inspires Me
Your friendly neighborhood Hose Monster: positively affecting your flow rate.
Special message to Dan the Goose: the walls of my apartment are bare. I will hang up a copy of your engineering project in which I am a variable if you will send a final copy to me. Promise.