4.22.2003

 
Law schools like to play with the idea of justice quite a lot. In fact, many law schools equate the study of law to the unending quest for justice in our civilization, plastering images of scales of fairness on their t-shirts, window decals and school seals.

Tonight, three different Game 7s will take place to determine which teams will contine on the quest to hoist professional sports' best looking trophy, the Stanley Cup. Tonight, one lowly Hose Monster will also sit alone in front of his books, trying to reduce the pile of work law school has thrown at him instead of watching his favorite game played at its most exciting level.

I ask you, where's the justice in that?