This week's
honorary Hose Monster:
No One
Dan the Goose
"The Ultimate
Renaissance Man"
-Kool Keith
Renaissance Man"
-Kool Keith
"I heart hosemonster"
-Fat Sarah
"Hose Monster
= Hero"
"The king of political talk"
"The voice of
reason in all
this chaos"
-The Ward
"A lot of sense"
-Orby Online
"Writing so
good it should
be illegal or
at least
expensive"
-Mad Little Ponies
Her Meeshness interviews the
Hose Monster
Hose Monster
Another Hose Monster interview with a beautiful girl
80 things about
the Hose Monster
20 things about
the Hose Monster
All Archives
Nohr 2
Blue Thong
Rain
Saturday Morning
More Rain
Waking Dream
Bathroom Conversations
Cell Phones
Piss Cabin
Flushing
Magazines
Cold Toilet
Nohr
Nohr 1Nohr 2
She Inspires Me
Old FlamesBlue Thong
Rain
Saturday Morning
More Rain
Waking Dream
Tony Pierce
Ultrablognetic
Meeshness
Moxie
Jam Sandwhich
Off-Wing Opinion
Dan the Goose
Mad Pony
Ham Fisted Theatrics
Ultrablognetic
Meeshness
Moxie
Jam Sandwhich
Off-Wing Opinion
Dan the Goose
Mad Pony
Ham Fisted Theatrics
9.09.2003
Chimp refers to me as a "younger folk." Given that I am only one year younger than him, I cannot say that I feel I can adequately play that role, especially since my body has already started to break down and creak painfully every morning.
On the other hand, I must give props for the name"Shasta McNasty" in his URL; it just rolls right off the tongue.