This week's
honorary Hose Monster:
No One
Dan the Goose
"The Ultimate
Renaissance Man"
-Kool Keith
Renaissance Man"
-Kool Keith
"I heart hosemonster"
-Fat Sarah
"Hose Monster
= Hero"
"The king of political talk"
"The voice of
reason in all
this chaos"
-The Ward
"A lot of sense"
-Orby Online
"Writing so
good it should
be illegal or
at least
expensive"
-Mad Little Ponies
Her Meeshness interviews the
Hose Monster
Hose Monster
Another Hose Monster interview with a beautiful girl
80 things about
the Hose Monster
20 things about
the Hose Monster
All Archives
Nohr 2
Blue Thong
Rain
Saturday Morning
More Rain
Waking Dream
Bathroom Conversations
Cell Phones
Piss Cabin
Flushing
Magazines
Cold Toilet
Nohr
Nohr 1Nohr 2
She Inspires Me
Old FlamesBlue Thong
Rain
Saturday Morning
More Rain
Waking Dream
Tony Pierce
Ultrablognetic
Meeshness
Moxie
Jam Sandwhich
Off-Wing Opinion
Dan the Goose
Mad Pony
Ham Fisted Theatrics
Ultrablognetic
Meeshness
Moxie
Jam Sandwhich
Off-Wing Opinion
Dan the Goose
Mad Pony
Ham Fisted Theatrics
2.26.2004
Things that absolutely NEED to happen: My pal Tom's suggestion.
However, I need to add that the Hose Fiancée bought me my PS2 that I adore, drinks beer as frequently as I do, and greatly kicks my ass in the napping department. Nonetheless, a day entirely devoted to such acts in exchange for the scourge of Valentine's Day sounds damn good to me.